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Remember:
Daleks are cruel
Daleks are vicious
Daleks are thoughtless, genocidal destroyers of worlds.
But, first and foremost,
Daleks are British.
The single best thing a Dalek has ever said.
“In three years of teaching, this is, by far, my favorite student error.”
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
OH
MY
FUCKING
GOD
Crying.
Dragon Age: 75% Politics, 15% Setting up tactics for your party, 7% Getting people to like you, and 3% Actual dragonsBioshock: You’re a mute psychopath and your parents never loved you
Silent Hill series: Walk about in fog and get lost a lot
Pokemon: throw balls at things
Silent Hill: look at maps all the time
Skyrim: catch butterflies and eat cheese-wheels
Legend of Zelda - Twilight Princess: throw chickens and break pumpkins
Fable: brother makes you kill your girlfriend
Washing Directions: Fruit Salad is a Healthy Snack
They print this inside all pants with a 40 inch waist
I JUST DON’T KNOW WHAT HAPPEND. IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A KITTEN. THIS IS NOT A KITTEN.
There’s a special place in hell for lyric sites you can’t copy from.